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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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and an extremely kind mirror
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along with some powerful corsetry
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fondly alluded to as scaffolding
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The Prince Regent wore corsets
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allegedly also had 'parts' pierced
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chins interrupted the corset conversation
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hoping no-one noticed his truss
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or his club foot, which
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needed specially made surgical boots
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with a strengthened steel heel
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try saying that when pissed
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I imagine t'would be hard
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said twass with a wink
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as if I'd be saucy
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Must ketchup with the news
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quipped tans condimentally, whilst perusing
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assorted pictures of Nigella Lawson
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's floury baps being filled with
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Too much! Too much! Flees!
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so Nigellas baps have FLEAS???
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her infamous fleas on toast
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proved too much for t'public
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who turned on ickle nigella
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However: Vox populi, vox Dei
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