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Old 12-12-2016, 21:39
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on the farm, the turkeys
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:44
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:52
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and other sources of protein
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Old 12-12-2016, 21:58
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such as horsemeat in mince
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Old 12-12-2016, 22:55
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Old 13-12-2016, 15:21
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mince pies, not horsemeat pies
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Old 13-12-2016, 18:22
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was it fruit or beef ?
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Old 14-12-2016, 07:23
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fruit and spice, no horse!
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Old 14-12-2016, 09:11
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♫ That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend ♫
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Old 14-12-2016, 09:30
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Old 14-12-2016, 09:43
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Old 14-12-2016, 09:47
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Old 14-12-2016, 10:00
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as chevalburger à la twass
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Old 16-12-2016, 16:42
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Cooked French style, by Chins
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Old 16-12-2016, 17:18
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on his Aga which was
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Old 16-12-2016, 19:35
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Old 16-12-2016, 22:01
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and covered in rancid fat
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Old 16-12-2016, 22:39
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Old 17-12-2016, 00:45
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Old 17-12-2016, 19:14
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£10 each-way on my burger
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Old 17-12-2016, 19:40
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Old 18-12-2016, 01:02
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Old 18-12-2016, 08:00
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Old 18-12-2016, 09:33
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Old 18-12-2016, 10:04
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