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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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on the farm, the turkeys
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were all gobbling with fright
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and other sources of protein
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such as horsemeat in mince
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pies, which Twassington gorged on
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mince pies, not horsemeat pies
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was it fruit or beef ?
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fruit and spice, no horse!
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♫ That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend ♫
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Hi, I'm Mr Ed said
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the horse twass hadn't eaten
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,although it was on t'menu
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as chevalburger à la twass
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Cooked French style, by Chins
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on his Aga which was
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much older than he was
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and covered in rancid fat
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and rotting bits of horse
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which came from supermarket sausages
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£10 each-way on my burger
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which refused @ the 1st_fence.
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That's why its a burger
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cos burgers aren't very cooperative
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unless purchased from The Co-oP
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Sniggered fb pleased with himself.
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