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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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tanstaafl

12-12-2016

on the farm, the turkeys

twassington

12-12-2016

were all gobbling with fright

tanstaafl

12-12-2016

and other sources of protein

Rogana Josh

12-12-2016

such as horsemeat in mince

farmer bob

12-12-2016

pies, which Twassington gorged on

twassington

13-12-2016

mince pies, not horsemeat pies

Rogana Josh

13-12-2016

was it fruit or beef ?

twassington

14-12-2016

fruit and spice, no horse!

Stick Out Tongue

tanstaafl

14-12-2016

♫ That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend ♫

farmer bob

14-12-2016

Hi, I'm Mr Ed said

twassington

14-12-2016

the horse twass hadn't eaten

farmer bob

14-12-2016

,although it was on t'menu

tanstaafl

14-12-2016

as chevalburger à la twass

Rogana Josh

16-12-2016

Cooked French style, by Chins

farmer bob

16-12-2016

on his Aga which was

Rogana Josh

16-12-2016

much older than he was

tanstaafl

16-12-2016

and covered in rancid fat

twassington

16-12-2016

and rotting bits of horse

Rogana Josh

17-12-2016

which came from supermarket sausages

tanstaafl

17-12-2016

£10 each-way on my burger

farmer bob

17-12-2016

which refused @ the 1st_fence.

Rogana Josh

18-12-2016

That's why its a burger

twassington

18-12-2016

cos burgers aren't very cooperative

farmer bob

18-12-2016

unless purchased from The Co-oP

chinchin

18-12-2016

Sniggered fb pleased with himself.

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