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Old 18-12-2016, 11:17
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Old 18-12-2016, 14:56
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so did the burger horsey
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Old 18-12-2016, 19:32
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Meanwhile, back in equine-free Tesco
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Old 18-12-2016, 19:37
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kangaroo steaks were jumping off
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Old 18-12-2016, 19:51
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Old 19-12-2016, 09:57
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it still had a pulse
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Old 19-12-2016, 16:19
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and also various other legumes
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Old 19-12-2016, 18:07
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, mostly beans and peas. Meanwhile
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Old 19-12-2016, 20:35
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Christmas is coming, the_geese are
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Old 19-12-2016, 20:36
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suffering with constipation, the poor
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Old 19-12-2016, 20:49
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llittle dears. Plenty of exlax!!
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Old 19-12-2016, 22:08
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They've more to worry them
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Old 20-12-2016, 17:57
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Open wide for the funnel
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Old 20-12-2016, 18:08
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said tanstaafi in personal thought
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Old 20-12-2016, 19:14
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before threatening to personally sue
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Old 20-12-2016, 19:24
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beardy weirdy Bill Odie, the
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Old 20-12-2016, 19:35
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world famous twitcher who also
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Old 20-12-2016, 19:36
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Old 20-12-2016, 21:54
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Old 21-12-2016, 11:11
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, jelly made from horses' hooves
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Old 21-12-2016, 22:15
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smelly jelly with hard bits
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Old 21-12-2016, 22:48
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should've removed the nails first
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Old 21-12-2016, 22:51
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(Lied some silly, silly peeps)
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Old 21-12-2016, 22:52
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Meanwhile tanstaafi stuffed his turkey
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Old 22-12-2016, 00:44
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What with? Surely he wouldn't ?
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