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Old 28-12-2016, 16:22
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Old 28-12-2016, 17:04
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in readiness for the haggises
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Old 28-12-2016, 17:26
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Old 28-12-2016, 17:43
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Which are now in store
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Old 28-12-2016, 19:55
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A chocolate haggis tastes of
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Old 28-12-2016, 20:29
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neeps, tatties and chocolate mousse
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Old 28-12-2016, 21:16
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mousse loose aboot this hoose
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Old 28-12-2016, 21:24
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interrupted tanstaafi unnecessarily whilst twiddling
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Old 28-12-2016, 21:29
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Old 28-12-2016, 21:41
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rather large and weighty knapsack
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Old 28-12-2016, 21:48
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Indeed, his pride and joy
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Old 28-12-2016, 22:22
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carried his balls in it
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Old 28-12-2016, 22:34
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and polished them every day
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Old 29-12-2016, 22:35
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using spit and elbow grease
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Old 30-12-2016, 07:56
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until they shone like two
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Old 30-12-2016, 12:39
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extremely precious objects of delight
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Old 30-12-2016, 17:53
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,precious things from t'local shop,

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Old 30-12-2016, 20:24
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T'shop run by Farmer Bob?
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Old 30-12-2016, 20:54
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No, t'Butchers in Royston Vasey
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Old 30-12-2016, 21:32
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same shit sold in both
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Old 30-12-2016, 21:36
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more than likely, knowing Bob
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Old 31-12-2016, 18:39
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Do you mind buying some?
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Old 31-12-2016, 18:46
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some shit or some hash
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Old 31-12-2016, 18:49
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Royston Vasey or Glastonbury kind?
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Old 31-12-2016, 19:28
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Glastonbury will do nicely, ta!
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