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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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and clearing t'shelves in Asda
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in readiness for the haggises
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and the chocolate Easter goodies
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Which are now in store
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A chocolate haggis tastes of
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neeps, tatties and chocolate mousse
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mousse loose aboot this hoose
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interrupted tanstaafi unnecessarily whilst twiddling
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with the contents of his
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rather large and weighty knapsack
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Indeed, his pride and joy
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carried his balls in it
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and polished them every day
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using spit and elbow grease
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until they shone like two
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extremely precious objects of delight
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,precious things from t'local shop,
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T'shop run by Farmer Bob?
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No, t'Butchers in Royston Vasey
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same shit sold in both
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more than likely, knowing Bob
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Do you mind buying some?
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some shit or some hash
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Royston Vasey or Glastonbury kind?
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Glastonbury will do nicely, ta!
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