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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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deemed her outrageously stocked larder
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- like a mini Fortnum & Mason -
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not my choice of comparison
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well let's have yours then!
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Not in front of the_children
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Oh you dirrrrrrrty ole man
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twass went fullon Harold Steptoe
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I plead the fifth amendment
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normally her xmas office party-piece
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"AROLD!!!"
Meanwhile, in darkest Peru
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Paddington Bear contemplated illegal immigration
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whilst chewing a marmalade sandwich
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worried he'd never have another
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fearing a Peruvian marmalade shortage
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caused by tax-free coffee companies
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and reluctant grandmas whose marmalade
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making knowledge was witheld from
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would-be marmalade kings of tomorrow
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taking their recipies to t'grave
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where Paul Daniels performed magic
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but not marmalade magic unfortunately
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shredded-cut causing too many injuries
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Duke of Marmelade enters stage-right
(Honest, guv, check your Haitian history)
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And Lady Marmalade stage left
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Strangely, there's no Lord Jammy-Dodger
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