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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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or even Lady Jaffa Cake
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i'd eat her sponge cake
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I bet you would
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Take a large handful of
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popping candy and shove it
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forcefully right up IDS's arse
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thereby resulting in chocolate coated
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mcg's fist. A gruesome sight
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but well worth the effort
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mcg got a standing ovation!
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takes the stage and bows
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while t'space dust catapulted IDS
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50 feet with each fart
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rendering him a disability claimant
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but still fit to work
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"IDS" smirked his JobCentre interviewer
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who was having none_of it
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whilst editing the Rent-A-Slave brochure
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and assigning IDS to Poundland
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to "earn" his meagre benefits
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by selling remaining UK industry
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to the lowest non-UK bidder
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while on zero hours contract
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in a one room bedsit
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which he has to share
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