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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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with snakes and dung beetles
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plus cockroaches, rats and fleas
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herpes, gonorrhoea, ebola and aids
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definitely still fit to work
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at least 50 hours a_week
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laundry duty on geriatrics ward
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where t'washing machine was broken
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make him lick the gussets
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- YMe will be in shortly
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YMe would eat the gussets
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being a total knicker fetishist
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who should've used stronger elastic
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to prevent a knicker slippage
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that's a major wardrobe malfunction
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cried tans shrilly, whilst pirouetting
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in his 5" Louboutin heels
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gimp mask and ball gag
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[hence the very shrill voice]
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With one bound he's free
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to continue his debauched lifestyle
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in t'gutters of London town
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more commonly known as Parliament
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Carefully inventing plausible expenses he
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put on a suit and lied
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his way to a knighthood
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