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like ghastly sir Squiff Pilchard
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orf with his baldy heid
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twass whipped out a chopper!!
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allegedly not hers, of course
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it was exceedingly sharp, so
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people approached her very warily
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as she brandished it Viking-like
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with her pleated pony tails
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and her massive swollen bosom
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like Brunnhilde on the warpath
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Siegfried: "Das ist kein Mann!"
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"Nein, es ist eine madchen!!"
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twass used her O-Level German
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teacher as her sex slave
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as revenge for World War2
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his name was Adolfonz Hitlering
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and his moustache was AWESOME
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as large as his hands
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which were big and flappy
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always causing slapstick comedy scenes
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when hurling custard pies into
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the surprised Donald Trump's face
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which turned purple with rage
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vowing vengeance on foreign bakers
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while licking cream off_his nose
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