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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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twassington
27-03-2016
like ghastly sir Squiff Pilchard
mcg3
27-03-2016
orf with his baldy heid
twassington
27-03-2016
twass whipped out a chopper!!
tanstaafl
27-03-2016
allegedly not hers, of course
twassington
27-03-2016
it was exceedingly sharp, so
tanstaafl
27-03-2016
people approached her very warily
twassington
27-03-2016
as she brandished it Viking-like
mcg3
27-03-2016
with her pleated pony tails
mcg3
27-03-2016
and her massive swollen bosom
twassington
27-03-2016
like Brunnhilde on the warpath
tanstaafl
27-03-2016
Siegfried: "Das ist kein Mann!"
twassington
27-03-2016
"Nein, es ist eine madchen!!"
twassington
27-03-2016
twass used her O-Level German
mcg3
27-03-2016
teacher as her sex slave
twassington
28-03-2016
as revenge for World War2
mcg3
28-03-2016
his name was Adolfonz Hitlering
twassington
28-03-2016
and his moustache was AWESOME
tanstaafl
29-03-2016
as large as his hands
twassington
29-03-2016
which were big and flappy
bluecr0
29-03-2016
always causing slapstick comedy scenes
twassington
29-03-2016
when hurling custard pies into
bluecr0
29-03-2016
the surprised Donald Trump's face
twassington
29-03-2016
which turned purple with rage
bluecr0
29-03-2016
vowing vengeance on foreign bakers
twassington
29-03-2016
while licking cream off_his nose
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