Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) - Page 17 - Digital Spy Forums

Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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twassington

27-03-2016

like ghastly sir Squiff Pilchard

mcg3

27-03-2016

orf with his baldy heid

twassington

27-03-2016

twass whipped out a chopper!!

tanstaafl

27-03-2016

allegedly not hers, of course

twassington

27-03-2016

it was exceedingly sharp, so

tanstaafl

27-03-2016

people approached her very warily

twassington

27-03-2016

as she brandished it Viking-like

mcg3

27-03-2016

with her pleated pony tails

mcg3

27-03-2016

and her massive swollen bosom

twassington

27-03-2016

like Brunnhilde on the warpath

tanstaafl

27-03-2016

Siegfried: "Das ist kein Mann!"

twassington

27-03-2016

"Nein, es ist eine madchen!!"

twassington

27-03-2016

twass used her O-Level German

mcg3

27-03-2016

teacher as her sex slave

twassington

28-03-2016

as revenge for World War2

mcg3

28-03-2016

his name was Adolfonz Hitlering

twassington

28-03-2016

and his moustache was AWESOME

tanstaafl

29-03-2016

as large as his hands

twassington

29-03-2016

which were big and flappy

bluecr0

29-03-2016

always causing slapstick comedy scenes

twassington

29-03-2016

when hurling custard pies into

bluecr0

29-03-2016

the surprised Donald Trump's face

twassington

29-03-2016

which turned purple with rage

bluecr0

29-03-2016

vowing vengeance on foreign bakers

twassington

29-03-2016

while licking cream off_his nose

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