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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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and the sins of emissions
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nocturnal or otherwise, causing mess
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[sins of blaming the dog]
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that's what that smell is
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This thread needs air freshener
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Absolutely disgusting I call it!
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*runs round squirting Febreze everywhere*
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and now smelling of roses
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the thread became pure and_clean
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pure as the driven slush
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we're not all like YOU_tans
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can't compete with saint tans
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with virtue oozing from every
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saintly aromatic pore and orifice
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positively exuding "holier than thou"
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sold as Eau de St_Tanstaafl
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a sickly sweet saccharine aroma
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like a maggot ridden corpse
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poor, poor tans! He was
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positively rancid, a fetid turd
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mcg drove the point home
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tans was traumatised, unsurprisingly, and
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in need of some Dettol
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and a good hose down
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chins volunteered enthusiastically, and started
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