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Old 04-04-2016, 22:30
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and the sins of emissions
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Old 04-04-2016, 22:32
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nocturnal or otherwise, causing mess
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Old 04-04-2016, 22:33
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[sins of blaming the dog]
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Old 04-04-2016, 22:38
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that's what that smell is
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:08
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This thread needs air freshener
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:31
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Absolutely disgusting I call it!
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:40
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*runs round squirting Febreze everywhere*
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Old 05-04-2016, 09:28
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and now smelling of roses
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Old 05-04-2016, 09:45
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the thread became pure and_clean
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Old 05-04-2016, 17:23
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pure as the driven slush
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Old 05-04-2016, 18:06
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we're not all like YOU_tans
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Old 05-04-2016, 20:58
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can't compete with saint tans
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Old 05-04-2016, 21:00
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with virtue oozing from every
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Old 05-04-2016, 21:26
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saintly aromatic pore and orifice
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Old 05-04-2016, 21:46
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positively exuding "holier than thou"
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Old 05-04-2016, 23:28
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sold as Eau de St_Tanstaafl
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Old 06-04-2016, 08:03
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a sickly sweet saccharine aroma
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Old 06-04-2016, 20:31
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like a maggot ridden corpse
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Old 06-04-2016, 20:46
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poor, poor tans! He was
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Old 06-04-2016, 20:53
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positively rancid, a fetid turd
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Old 06-04-2016, 21:01
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mcg drove the point home
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Old 06-04-2016, 21:02
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tans was traumatised, unsurprisingly, and
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Old 06-04-2016, 21:10
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in need of some Dettol
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Old 06-04-2016, 21:13
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and a good hose down
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Old 06-04-2016, 21:16
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chins volunteered enthusiastically, and started
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