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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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mcg3

04-04-2016

and the sins of emissions

twassington

04-04-2016

nocturnal or otherwise, causing mess

bluecr0

04-04-2016

[sins of blaming the dog]

mcg3

04-04-2016

that's what that smell is

twassington

05-04-2016

This thread needs air freshener

chinchin

05-04-2016

Absolutely disgusting I call it!

twassington

05-04-2016

*runs round squirting Febreze everywhere*

tanstaafl

05-04-2016

and now smelling of roses

twassington

05-04-2016

the thread became pure and_clean

tanstaafl

05-04-2016

pure as the driven slush

twassington

05-04-2016

we're not all like YOU_tans

Stick Out Tongue

bluecr0

05-04-2016

can't compete with saint tans

twassington

05-04-2016

with virtue oozing from every

tanstaafl

05-04-2016

saintly aromatic pore and orifice

twassington

05-04-2016

positively exuding "holier than thou"

bluecr0

05-04-2016

sold as Eau de St_Tanstaafl

twassington

06-04-2016

a sickly sweet saccharine aroma

mcg3

06-04-2016

like a maggot ridden corpse

twassington

06-04-2016

poor, poor tans! He was

mcg3

06-04-2016

positively rancid, a fetid turd

twassington

06-04-2016

mcg drove the point home

twassington

06-04-2016

tans was traumatised, unsurprisingly, and

mcg3

06-04-2016

in need of some Dettol

bluecr0

06-04-2016

and a good hose down

twassington

06-04-2016

chins volunteered enthusiastically, and started

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