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I did it my way
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regrets, he's had a few
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lager shandies and got pissed
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as a rat arsed newt
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a hybrid monster drunkards see
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when on the fourteenth pint
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of twass' extra special brew
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straight out o her bosom
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by t'name of Witches Tit
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Double, double toil and trouble
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twassy's cauldron's on the bubble
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steam rising from the ears
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of bat, tongue of newt
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twass dreamt of wining Bake-off
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with her unusual ingredients cake
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all approved by the RSPCA
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yet fit for human consumption
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Meanwhile Gemo lost a cat..
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in the tangled herbaceous border
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it was a cat trap
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and it had been caught
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"Another one Gromit!" cheered Wallace
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adjusting his sweaty jock strap
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and fishing out the camembert
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which had been ripening therein
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