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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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and offering a piece to
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tans for his crusty baguette
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from Morrisons which came with
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A £2 off fish token
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and a tub of lard.
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What a totally amazing bargain!!!!
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shrieked hysterical twassock who raved
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smothered in lard and ready
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for a Channel swim attempt
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Eagerly she dived in head_first
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and got a mouthful of
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but the tide was out
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said jzee and tans confusingly
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allowing Twass to leap free
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like a salmon, wild and
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free t'lard making her ultra_slippery
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she shot across the beach
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like a jet propelled porpoise
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laughing as she landed on
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blue as he lay sunbathing
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now in factor -100 oil
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or twass's second hand lard
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ready for conversion to diesel
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the first lard/diesel fuelled car
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as used in Shiela's Wheels
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