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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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tanstaafl
18-04-2016
sort of Egyptian ear drops
twassington
18-04-2016
were no use for rotting
tanstaafl
18-04-2016
putrescent corpses, strangely reminiscent of
bluecr0
18-04-2016
Whiff's gardener Foul Ole Ron +
twassington
18-04-2016
quite a few "celebrities" who
bluecr0
18-04-2016
had been dead inside for
twassington
18-04-2016
generations. Amongst them Gary Glitter
jzee
19-04-2016
was oft found volunteering at
AntoniaA
19-04-2016
Age Concern UK charity shop
chinchin
19-04-2016
(his eyesight had obviously failed)
chinchin
19-04-2016
was last seen with inflated
chinchin
19-04-2016
trying to lure 'customers' in.
chinchin
19-04-2016
Fibber twassock canoodled with HER
chinchin
19-04-2016
boyfriend in a nearby Greggs
chinchin
19-04-2016
(a bakers without bread and
chinchin
19-04-2016
a cafe without bacon rolls
chinchin
19-04-2016
said our chins bitterly and
chinchin
19-04-2016
with much venom). Apparently bacon
chinchin
19-04-2016
rolls aren't sold after 10am!
twassington
19-04-2016
fumed chins to lover Pilchard
twassington
19-04-2016
who only ever ate lemons
tanstaafl
19-04-2016
to annoy nearby trumpet players
twassington
19-04-2016
and in fact everyone everywhere
tanstaafl
19-04-2016
In_fairness his positive attributes are
twassington
19-04-2016
entirely non-existant. Meanwhile, at Morrisons
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