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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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tanstaafl

18-04-2016

sort of Egyptian ear drops

twassington

18-04-2016

were no use for rotting

tanstaafl

18-04-2016

putrescent corpses, strangely reminiscent of

bluecr0

18-04-2016

Whiff's gardener Foul Ole Ron +

twassington

18-04-2016

quite a few "celebrities" who

bluecr0

18-04-2016

had been dead inside for

twassington

18-04-2016

generations. Amongst them Gary Glitter

jzee

19-04-2016

was oft found volunteering at

AntoniaA

19-04-2016

Age Concern UK charity shop

chinchin

19-04-2016

(his eyesight had obviously failed)

chinchin

19-04-2016

was last seen with inflated

chinchin

19-04-2016

trying to lure 'customers' in.

chinchin

19-04-2016

Fibber twassock canoodled with HER

chinchin

19-04-2016

boyfriend in a nearby Greggs

chinchin

19-04-2016

(a bakers without bread and

chinchin

19-04-2016

a cafe without bacon rolls

chinchin

19-04-2016

said our chins bitterly and

chinchin

19-04-2016

with much venom). Apparently bacon

chinchin

19-04-2016

rolls aren't sold after 10am!

twassington

19-04-2016

fumed chins to lover Pilchard

twassington

19-04-2016

who only ever ate lemons

tanstaafl

19-04-2016

to annoy nearby trumpet players

twassington

19-04-2016

and in fact everyone everywhere

tanstaafl

19-04-2016

In_fairness his positive attributes are

twassington

19-04-2016

entirely non-existant. Meanwhile, at Morrisons

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