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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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and hadn't been since 2005
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before then t'was once monthly
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a hand job at that
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with the instruction "hurry up"
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and don't make a mess
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and don't bother me again
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until Big Brother's cancelled, again.
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....I might have_a headache then
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muttered twass, planning well ahead
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whats new wi you women
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gotta be ahead of t'game!
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one foot on the pedal
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other up against the wall
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knackers banging off her arse
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mcg uttered in refined manner
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reminiscent of young Hugh Grant
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giving Divine Brown a shafting
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sounds like a porn name
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pet's name plus street name
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suggested bluecro. Meanwhile, in a
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remote Devon pub
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five words bluecro, thank you
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suggested bluecro. Meanwhile, in a
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at his whopping faux pas
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