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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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after two shakes of_a_lamb's tail
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and some bleating from chins
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about difficulty in counting sheep
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he wasn't very nuMEHrate
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but known for his sheepishness
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and being BAAAAAAArred from places
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and LAMBasted by the owners
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despite obviously being totally MINTED
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the wellie wearing sheep shagger
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. Hark, what doeth alighte upon
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the pleasure beach at Blackpool
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it was only Whiff Pilchard
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exposing his well oiled ribs
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to twassock's sheer gleeful delight
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lied chins who fancied him
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catching sight of twassock and displaying
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his wizened chesticles *vomits profusely*
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which chins thought were sexy
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being deranged and into geriatrics
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singing, "In out, in out"
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lied twassock ogling Whiff's wizzened
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,orange and wrinkly body parts,
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soon to be massively botoxed
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and slathered in finest preserving
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unguents usually used on mummies
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