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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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tanstaafl
26-04-2016
after two shakes of_a_lamb's tail
twassington
26-04-2016
and some bleating from chins
tanstaafl
26-04-2016
about difficulty in counting sheep
twassington
27-04-2016
he wasn't very nuMEHrate
tanstaafl
27-04-2016
but known for his sheepishness
twassington
27-04-2016
and being BAAAAAAArred from places
tanstaafl
27-04-2016
and LAMBasted by the owners
twassington
27-04-2016
despite obviously being totally MINTED
mcg3
27-04-2016
the wellie wearing sheep shagger
jzee
28-04-2016
. Hark, what doeth alighte upon
twassington
28-04-2016
the pleasure beach at Blackpool
bluecr0
28-04-2016
it was only Whiff Pilchard
jzee
28-04-2016
exposing his well oiled ribs
chinchin
28-04-2016
to twassock's sheer gleeful delight
twassington
29-04-2016
lied chins who fancied him
jzee
29-04-2016
catching sight of twassock and displaying
twassington
29-04-2016
his wizened chesticles
*vomits profusely*
twassington
29-04-2016
which chins thought were sexy
twassington
29-04-2016
being deranged and into geriatrics
tanstaafl
29-04-2016
singing, "In out, in out"
chinchin
29-04-2016
lied twassock ogling Whiff's wizzened
chinchin
29-04-2016
,orange and wrinkly body parts,
tanstaafl
29-04-2016
soon to be massively botoxed
jzee
29-04-2016
and slathered in finest preserving
twassington
29-04-2016
unguents usually used on mummies
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