Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) - Page 30 - Digital Spy Forums

Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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tanstaafl

26-04-2016

after two shakes of_a_lamb's tail

twassington

26-04-2016

and some bleating from chins

tanstaafl

26-04-2016

about difficulty in counting sheep

twassington

27-04-2016

he wasn't very nuMEHrate

tanstaafl

27-04-2016

but known for his sheepishness

twassington

27-04-2016

and being BAAAAAAArred from places

tanstaafl

27-04-2016

and LAMBasted by the owners

twassington

27-04-2016

despite obviously being totally MINTED

mcg3

27-04-2016

the wellie wearing sheep shagger

jzee

28-04-2016

. Hark, what doeth alighte upon

twassington

28-04-2016

the pleasure beach at Blackpool

bluecr0

28-04-2016

it was only Whiff Pilchard

jzee

28-04-2016

exposing his well oiled ribs

chinchin

28-04-2016

to twassock's sheer gleeful delight

twassington

29-04-2016

lied chins who fancied him

jzee

29-04-2016

catching sight of twassock and displaying

twassington

29-04-2016

his wizened chesticles *vomits profusely*

twassington

29-04-2016

which chins thought were sexy

twassington

29-04-2016

being deranged and into geriatrics

tanstaafl

29-04-2016

singing, "In out, in out"

chinchin

29-04-2016

lied twassock ogling Whiff's wizzened

chinchin

29-04-2016

,orange and wrinkly body parts,

tanstaafl

29-04-2016

soon to be massively botoxed

jzee

29-04-2016

and slathered in finest preserving

twassington

29-04-2016

unguents usually used on mummies

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