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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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formaldehyde and creosote which helped
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make him look less dead
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although only very marginally. Chins
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often applied the same when
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trying to pull t'likes of_Pilchard
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strutting down Southend pier eyeing
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up the best chip shops
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and also fishing for compliments
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for his six pack and
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wally wth two pickled eggs
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A veritable man from Morrisons
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a fine specimen of Essex
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man, far superior to the
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over-rated Hunchback of Notre Dame
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who was addicted to t'bells
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and wanted to shag Esmeralda
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a_scene removed by Victor Hugo
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but viewable on You Porn
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Esmeralda: "The balls, the balls!"
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Quasimodo screamed with euphoric bliss
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whilst dinging his dong rapturously
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and fantasizing about Big Ben
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who then clocked him one
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in the belfry for daring
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to covet Ben's huge tower
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