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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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chinchin

29-04-2016

formaldehyde and creosote which helped

twassington

29-04-2016

make him look less dead

twassington

29-04-2016

although only very marginally. Chins

jzee

29-04-2016

often applied the same when

twassington

29-04-2016

trying to pull t'likes of_Pilchard

jzee

29-04-2016

strutting down Southend pier eyeing

bluecr0

30-04-2016

up the best chip shops

tanstaafl

30-04-2016

and also fishing for compliments

jzee

01-05-2016

for his six pack and

twassington

01-05-2016

wally wth two pickled eggs

tanstaafl

01-05-2016

A veritable man from Morrisons

jzee

01-05-2016

a fine specimen of Essex

jzee

01-05-2016

man, far superior to the

tanstaafl

01-05-2016

over-rated Hunchback of Notre Dame

twassington

01-05-2016

who was addicted to t'bells

mcg3

01-05-2016

and wanted to shag Esmeralda

tanstaafl

01-05-2016

a_scene removed by Victor Hugo

mcg3

01-05-2016

but viewable on You Porn

tanstaafl

02-05-2016

Esmeralda: "The balls, the balls!"

twassington

02-05-2016

Quasimodo screamed with euphoric bliss

tanstaafl

02-05-2016

whilst dinging his dong rapturously

bluecr0

02-05-2016

and fantasizing about Big Ben

tanstaafl

02-05-2016

who then clocked him one

twassington

02-05-2016

in the belfry for daring

bluecr0

02-05-2016

to covet Ben's huge tower

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