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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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bring out the trumpets, fire
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the cannon, YMe has returned
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brandishing his knicker fetish defiantly
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swinging his thongs around wildly
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like a male porn star
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all cock and no balls
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♫ Just a thong at twilight ♫
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warbled tans in falsetto tones
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[mcg was cracking his nuts]
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using two handy nearby bricks
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which were just big enough
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being little yellow Lego ones
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Could be Ai Weiwei rejects
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said tans knowledgably, au fait
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Or part o'mcg's performance art
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feted by many connaisseurs and
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notorious for mgc's strangled screams
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the results of a_strangulated hernia
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he acquired whilst in Wales
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- one of t'sheep fought back
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Moral: don't visit a_Welsh leisure-centre.
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wearing nowt but a smile
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- a sheepish one at that
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and wool pulled over his_eyes
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ready for his first dip
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