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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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jzee

18-05-2016

bring out the trumpets, fire

jzee

18-05-2016

the cannon, YMe has returned

twassington

18-05-2016

brandishing his knicker fetish defiantly

bluecr0

18-05-2016

swinging his thongs around wildly

mcg3

18-05-2016

like a male porn star

mcg3

18-05-2016

all cock and no balls

tanstaafl

18-05-2016

♫ Just a thong at twilight ♫

twassington

18-05-2016

warbled tans in falsetto tones

twassington

18-05-2016

[mcg was cracking his nuts]

tanstaafl

18-05-2016

using two handy nearby bricks

mcg3

18-05-2016

which were just big enough

Stick Out Tongue

twassington

18-05-2016

being little yellow Lego ones

tanstaafl

19-05-2016

Could be Ai Weiwei rejects

jzee

19-05-2016

said tans knowledgably, au fait

bluecr0

19-05-2016

Or part o'mcg's performance art

jzee

19-05-2016

feted by many connaisseurs and

bluecr0

19-05-2016

notorious for mgc's strangled screams

tanstaafl

19-05-2016

the results of a_strangulated hernia

twassington

20-05-2016

he acquired whilst in Wales

twassington

20-05-2016

- one of t'sheep fought back

tanstaafl

20-05-2016

Moral: don't visit a_Welsh leisure-centre.

mcg3

20-05-2016

wearing nowt but a smile

twassington

20-05-2016

- a sheepish one at that

tanstaafl

20-05-2016

and wool pulled over his_eyes

bluecr0

20-05-2016

ready for his first dip

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