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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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saying worriedly, "Ewe first, dear."
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as he pushed twass in
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but twass was nimble, and
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leapt across the sheep dip
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She wasn't dippy, was Twass!
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indeed not, tans
twass smirked
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unlike t'very deeply dippy chins
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often searching in rubbish bins
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and answering to Uncle Bulgaria
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he wombled about the Common
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He was on Clapham Common
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cruising the gay dogging sites
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strutting around in assless chaps
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or possibly in chaps asses
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topics of conversation, such as
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jzee skipping gaily along t'road
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with a_song in his heart
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and love for all animals
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his name was Dr Dolittle
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cos he was a_lazy ****
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he talked to the birds
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to make them do his
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housework, like in Snow White
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until the RSPB came calling
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twass smirked
He was on Clapham Common