Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) - Page 40 - Digital Spy Forums

Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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tanstaafl

20-05-2016

saying worriedly, "Ewe first, dear."

bluecr0

21-05-2016

as he pushed twass in

twassington

21-05-2016

but twass was nimble, and

twassington

21-05-2016

leapt across the sheep dip

tanstaafl

21-05-2016

She wasn't dippy, was Twass!

twassington

21-05-2016

indeed not, tans

twass smirked

bluecr0

22-05-2016

unlike t'very deeply dippy chins

tanstaafl

22-05-2016

often searching in rubbish bins

bluecr0

22-05-2016

and answering to Uncle Bulgaria

twassington

22-05-2016

he wombled about the Common

bluecr0

22-05-2016

He was on Clapham Common

mcg3

22-05-2016

cruising the gay dogging sites

jzee

22-05-2016

strutting around in assless chaps

mcg3

22-05-2016

or possibly in chaps asses

jzee

23-05-2016

.

Moving on to more serene

tanstaafl

23-05-2016

topics of conversation, such as

mcg3

23-05-2016

jzee skipping gaily along t'road

tanstaafl

23-05-2016

with a_song in his heart

twassington

23-05-2016

and love for all animals

mcg3

23-05-2016

his name was Dr Dolittle

twassington

23-05-2016

cos he was a_lazy ****

jzee

23-05-2016

he talked to the birds

twassington

23-05-2016

to make them do his

twassington

23-05-2016

housework, like in Snow White

bluecr0

23-05-2016

until the RSPB came calling

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