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Old 01-06-2016, 20:50
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Old 01-06-2016, 20:56
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Old 01-06-2016, 21:02
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Old 01-06-2016, 21:11
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Old 01-06-2016, 21:14
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Old 01-06-2016, 21:30
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Boris and Dave squawking about
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Old 01-06-2016, 21:31
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Europe, in! out! in! out!
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Old 01-06-2016, 21:41
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shake it all about, do
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Old 02-06-2016, 21:24
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the Eton MPs talk bollocks
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Old 02-06-2016, 21:32
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Old 02-06-2016, 22:21
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that's what's it's all about
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Old 02-06-2016, 22:36
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Old 02-06-2016, 22:38
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Old 02-06-2016, 22:42
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most enthusiastically. Meanwhile Odd Billy
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Old 03-06-2016, 07:57
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Old 03-06-2016, 20:20
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Old 03-06-2016, 20:28
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and drove into a lake
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Old 03-06-2016, 20:29
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Old 03-06-2016, 20:35
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twass crossed him off t'hit-list
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Old 03-06-2016, 20:38
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Old 03-06-2016, 20:42
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Old 03-06-2016, 20:43
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Old 03-06-2016, 20:57
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Pilchard begged twass for mercy
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Old 03-06-2016, 21:02
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Old 03-06-2016, 21:33
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Totally unlike Portia, was Twass!
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