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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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Oddie whipped out his camera
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and flashed like a madman
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while twass ran to t'hills
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followed by some Great Tits
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flapping in t'breeze behind her
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Boris and Dave squawking about
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Europe, in! out! in! out!
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shake it all about, do
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the Eton MPs talk bollocks
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yes of course they do
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that's what's it's all about
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lisped our twassock whilst she
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ogled Cliffy calendars eagerly and
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most enthusiastically. Meanwhile Odd Billy
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sellotaped chin's lying gob shut
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pushing him into t'car boot
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and drove into a lake
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thus drowning t'fibbing little git
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twass crossed him off t'hit-list
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laughing manically next was Whiffy
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she sharpened her enormous axe
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which featured in her profile_pic
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Pilchard begged twass for mercy
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but he wasn't getting any!!!!!!
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Totally unlike Portia, was Twass!
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