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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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cos I aint from Venice
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Twass yearned for a cornetto
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i'l bet she bloody did
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A handsome gondolier suddenly appeared
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and offered twass a_chocolate one
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which she gobbled up lasciviously
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in her usual voracious manner
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The_gondolier checked 'euphemism' in his_dictionary
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while his cornetto started melting
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[dictionaries have that effect on cornettos
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"Never happend before ! " claimed t'gondo-liar
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hastily ordering some Viagara online
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30min delivery and free pizza
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all the toppings and a
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six pack of Skol lagers
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and a complimentary Botox injection
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were dutifully provided. Meanwhile, beardie
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weirdie Noel was flogging a
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cancer curing floor mat, the
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big blobby shagging f@ck wit
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inject him with cancer cells
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suggested mcg mercifully, as always
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, his tolerance levels were legendary
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however no tolerance for this
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charlatan was necessary only a
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