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the air outlet, so David
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took a deep breath and
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applied his famous suction powers
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but was limited by_EU regulations
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prohibiting the application of lips
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to body parts specified in_EC2006/951/002/biii
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(damn and blast the EU)
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written by one J Corbyn
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whose fervent enthusiasm for Remain
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was a baffling baffling bafflement
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and maybe a cunning cover
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for a job in Brussels
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or a years supply of
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vaseline in a giant tin
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with a strangely shaped applicator
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that fitted his ass perfectly
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jealous twass demanded a go
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but it was too small
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the applicator, not her ass
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mcg quipped humorously, whilst twass
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gleefully plotted his gruesome demise
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which included poor ol' chins
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A_right Saint Valentine's day massacre
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roses and chocolates absolutely everywhere
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when twas met Pilchard finally
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