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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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jzee
14-06-2016
the air outlet, so David
tanstaafl
14-06-2016
took a deep breath and
twassington
14-06-2016
applied his famous suction powers
tanstaafl
14-06-2016
but was limited by_EU regulations
twassington
14-06-2016
prohibiting the application of lips
tanstaafl
14-06-2016
to body parts specified in_EC2006/951/002/biii
chinchin
14-06-2016
(damn and blast the EU)
bluecr0
14-06-2016
written by one J Corbyn
tanstaafl
14-06-2016
whose fervent enthusiasm for Remain
chinchin
14-06-2016
was a baffling baffling bafflement
bluecr0
14-06-2016
and maybe a cunning cover
tanstaafl
14-06-2016
for a job in Brussels
jzee
14-06-2016
or a years supply of
twassington
15-06-2016
vaseline in a giant tin
tanstaafl
15-06-2016
with a strangely shaped applicator
mcg3
15-06-2016
that fitted his ass perfectly
mcg3
15-06-2016
jealous twass demanded a go
mcg3
15-06-2016
but it was too small
mcg3
15-06-2016
the applicator, not her ass
twassington
15-06-2016
mcg quipped humorously, whilst twass
twassington
15-06-2016
gleefully plotted his gruesome demise
bluecr0
15-06-2016
which included poor ol' chins
tanstaafl
15-06-2016
A_right Saint Valentine's day massacre
bluecr0
16-06-2016
roses and chocolates absolutely everywhere
chinchin
17-06-2016
when twas met Pilchard finally
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