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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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jzee

14-06-2016

the air outlet, so David

tanstaafl

14-06-2016

took a deep breath and

twassington

14-06-2016

applied his famous suction powers

tanstaafl

14-06-2016

but was limited by_EU regulations

twassington

14-06-2016

prohibiting the application of lips

tanstaafl

14-06-2016

to body parts specified in_EC2006/951/002/biii

chinchin

14-06-2016

(damn and blast the EU)

bluecr0

14-06-2016

written by one J Corbyn

tanstaafl

14-06-2016

whose fervent enthusiasm for Remain

chinchin

14-06-2016

was a baffling baffling bafflement

bluecr0

14-06-2016

and maybe a cunning cover

tanstaafl

14-06-2016

for a job in Brussels

jzee

14-06-2016

or a years supply of

twassington

15-06-2016

vaseline in a giant tin

tanstaafl

15-06-2016

with a strangely shaped applicator

mcg3

15-06-2016

that fitted his ass perfectly

mcg3

15-06-2016

jealous twass demanded a go

mcg3

15-06-2016

but it was too small

mcg3

15-06-2016

the applicator, not her ass

Stick Out Tongue

twassington

15-06-2016

mcg quipped humorously, whilst twass

twassington

15-06-2016

gleefully plotted his gruesome demise

bluecr0

15-06-2016

which included poor ol' chins

tanstaafl

15-06-2016

A_right Saint Valentine's day massacre

bluecr0

16-06-2016

roses and chocolates absolutely everywhere

chinchin

17-06-2016

when twas met Pilchard finally

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