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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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'kissy', 'kissy', 'kissy' she said
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Chins lied, on dangerous ground
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Bystanders fled, their faces white
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As twass whipped her wand out
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and turned chins into_a toad
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which when kissed turns into
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an toad sized angry chinny
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with knarly warts n all
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spitting foul spit and hopping
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manically up on twass' head
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his balls clattering her lugs
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which turned a bright red
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swatting toady chinnock off, twass
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disinfected her delicate little earlobes
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using Whiffs tear stained tissues
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to stuff down mcg's throat
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"Turn the_other cheek?" thought Twass
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for a nanosecond.......but then
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in a_surge of blazing rage
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she stole Farage's pint and
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downed it in one gulp
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then kicked him in t'privates
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bringing tears to his eyes
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, making him swear in german
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using a verdammt EU phrase-book
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