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Old 17-06-2016, 08:46
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'kissy', 'kissy', 'kissy' she said
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Old 17-06-2016, 17:22
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Chins lied, on dangerous ground
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Old 17-06-2016, 17:35
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Bystanders fled, their faces white
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Old 17-06-2016, 18:16
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As twass whipped her wand out
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Old 17-06-2016, 18:17
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and turned chins into_a toad
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Old 17-06-2016, 18:18
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which when kissed turns into
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Old 17-06-2016, 20:33
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an toad sized angry chinny
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Old 18-06-2016, 21:02
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with knarly warts n all
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Old 18-06-2016, 21:08
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spitting foul spit and hopping
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Old 18-06-2016, 22:32
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manically up on twass' head
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Old 18-06-2016, 23:02
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his balls clattering her lugs
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Old 19-06-2016, 09:20
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which turned a bright red
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Old 19-06-2016, 14:45
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swatting toady chinnock off, twass
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Old 19-06-2016, 14:45
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disinfected her delicate little earlobes
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Old 19-06-2016, 15:59
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using Whiffs tear stained tissues
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Old 19-06-2016, 16:09
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to stuff down mcg's throat
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Old 19-06-2016, 16:49
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"Turn the_other cheek?" thought Twass
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Old 19-06-2016, 17:01
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for a nanosecond.......but then
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Old 19-06-2016, 19:36
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in a_surge of blazing rage
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Old 19-06-2016, 20:10
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she stole Farage's pint and
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Old 19-06-2016, 20:40
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downed it in one gulp
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Old 19-06-2016, 20:42
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then kicked him in t'privates
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Old 19-06-2016, 20:46
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bringing tears to his eyes
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Old 19-06-2016, 22:48
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, making him swear in german
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Old 20-06-2016, 08:53
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using a verdammt EU phrase-book
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