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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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chinchin

17-06-2016

'kissy', 'kissy', 'kissy' she said

twassington

17-06-2016

Chins lied, on dangerous ground

tanstaafl

17-06-2016

Bystanders fled, their faces white

twassington

17-06-2016

As twass whipped her wand out

twassington

17-06-2016

and turned chins into_a toad

tanstaafl

17-06-2016

which when kissed turns into

bluecr0

17-06-2016

an toad sized angry chinny

mcg3

18-06-2016

with knarly warts n all

jzee

18-06-2016

spitting foul spit and hopping

bluecr0

18-06-2016

manically up on twass' head

mcg3

18-06-2016

his balls clattering her lugs

tanstaafl

19-06-2016

which turned a bright red

twassington

19-06-2016

swatting toady chinnock off, twass

twassington

19-06-2016

disinfected her delicate little earlobes

mcg3

19-06-2016

using Whiffs tear stained tissues

twassington

19-06-2016

to stuff down mcg's throat

tanstaafl

19-06-2016

"Turn the_other cheek?" thought Twass

twassington

19-06-2016

for a nanosecond.......but then

tanstaafl

19-06-2016

in a_surge of blazing rage

twassington

19-06-2016

she stole Farage's pint and

tanstaafl

19-06-2016

downed it in one gulp

twassington

19-06-2016

then kicked him in t'privates

tanstaafl

19-06-2016

bringing tears to his eyes

bluecr0

19-06-2016

, making him swear in german

tanstaafl

20-06-2016

using a verdammt EU phrase-book

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