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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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given him by Mrs Farage
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, who had confused it with
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an old, old pair of
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Hitler's secret memoirs, the sequel
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chin's manky old incontinence knickers
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or Hitler's memoirs written on_knickers
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it was a shit story
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quipped mcg snickering to himself
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as he poured himself a
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large glass of Irn Bru
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made in Scotland frae girders
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lied some evil wicked peeps
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'twas twassock's manky old knickers
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(given to her by Pilchard
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,her lover and her muse)
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chins smirked untruthfully, knowing full-well
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twas his own tattered Y-fronts
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which gave Irn-Bru that jenesaisquoi
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also used for brown ale
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40% proof ale
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said blue, missing two words
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[its-shttrong shtuff ! blue sshaw 5
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Excuses, excuses!!
Meanwhile, at Morrisons
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twassock met with lover Cliffy
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(the pervy orange wrinkled rocker)
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