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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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twassington

20-06-2016

given him by Mrs Farage

bluecr0

20-06-2016

, who had confused it with

chinchin

20-06-2016

an old, old pair of

bluecr0

20-06-2016

Hitler's secret memoirs, the sequel

mcg3

20-06-2016

chin's manky old incontinence knickers

tanstaafl

20-06-2016

or Hitler's memoirs written on_knickers

mcg3

20-06-2016

it was a shit story

twassington

20-06-2016

quipped mcg snickering to himself

jzee

21-06-2016

as he poured himself a

mcg3

21-06-2016

large glass of Irn Bru

mcg3

21-06-2016

made in Scotland frae girders

chinchin

21-06-2016

lied some evil wicked peeps

chinchin

21-06-2016

'twas twassock's manky old knickers

chinchin

21-06-2016

(given to her by Pilchard

chinchin

21-06-2016

,her lover and her muse)

twassington

21-06-2016

chins smirked untruthfully, knowing full-well

twassington

21-06-2016

twas his own tattered Y-fronts

twassington

21-06-2016

which gave Irn-Bru that jenesaisquoi

tanstaafl

21-06-2016

also used for brown ale

bluecr0

21-06-2016

40% proof ale

twassington

21-06-2016

said blue, missing two words

bluecr0

21-06-2016

[its-shttrong shtuff ! blue sshaw 5

Stick Out Tongue

]

twassington

22-06-2016

Excuses, excuses!!

Stick Out Tongue

Meanwhile, at Morrisons

chinchin

22-06-2016

twassock met with lover Cliffy

chinchin

22-06-2016

(the pervy orange wrinkled rocker)

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