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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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twassington
20-06-2016
given him by Mrs Farage
bluecr0
20-06-2016
, who had confused it with
chinchin
20-06-2016
an old, old pair of
bluecr0
20-06-2016
Hitler's secret memoirs, the sequel
mcg3
20-06-2016
chin's manky old incontinence knickers
tanstaafl
20-06-2016
or Hitler's memoirs written on_knickers
mcg3
20-06-2016
it was a shit story
twassington
20-06-2016
quipped mcg snickering to himself
jzee
21-06-2016
as he poured himself a
mcg3
21-06-2016
large glass of Irn Bru
mcg3
21-06-2016
made in Scotland frae girders
chinchin
21-06-2016
lied some evil wicked peeps
chinchin
21-06-2016
'twas twassock's manky old knickers
chinchin
21-06-2016
(given to her by Pilchard
chinchin
21-06-2016
,her lover and her muse)
twassington
21-06-2016
chins smirked untruthfully, knowing full-well
twassington
21-06-2016
twas his own tattered Y-fronts
twassington
21-06-2016
which gave Irn-Bru that
jenesaisquoi
tanstaafl
21-06-2016
also used for brown ale
bluecr0
21-06-2016
40% proof ale
twassington
21-06-2016
said blue, missing two words
bluecr0
21-06-2016
[its-shttrong shtuff ! blue sshaw 5
]
twassington
22-06-2016
Excuses, excuses!!
Meanwhile, at Morrisons
chinchin
22-06-2016
twassock met with lover Cliffy
chinchin
22-06-2016
(the pervy orange wrinkled rocker)
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