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Old 20-06-2016, 10:10
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Old 20-06-2016, 20:02
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Old 20-06-2016, 20:16
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Hitler's secret memoirs, the sequel
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Old 20-06-2016, 22:08
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Old 20-06-2016, 22:21
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it was a shit story
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Old 20-06-2016, 22:36
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Old 21-06-2016, 01:27
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Old 21-06-2016, 14:26
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Old 21-06-2016, 15:21
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Old 21-06-2016, 15:22
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'twas twassock's manky old knickers
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Old 21-06-2016, 15:23
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Old 21-06-2016, 15:24
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,her lover and her muse)
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Old 21-06-2016, 15:42
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chins smirked untruthfully, knowing full-well
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Old 21-06-2016, 15:43
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Old 21-06-2016, 15:43
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Old 21-06-2016, 18:46
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Old 21-06-2016, 21:59
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Old 21-06-2016, 22:20
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Old 21-06-2016, 22:43
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Old 22-06-2016, 07:34
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Excuses, excuses!! Meanwhile, at Morrisons
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Old 22-06-2016, 07:48
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Old 22-06-2016, 07:49
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