|
||||||||
Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
![]() |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
|
|
#101 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 1,771
|
an absolutely massive spot though
|
|
|
|
|
Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement.
|
|
|
#102 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 1,771
|
that twass liked sucking on
|
|
|
|
|
|
#103 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
|
![]() lied dirty old beast mcg
|
|
|
|
|
#104 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 1,771
|
sometimes you liked squeezing it
|
|
|
|
|
|
#105 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
|
mcg...talkin to himself again
|
|
|
|
|
#106 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: London
Posts: 11,145
|
"Out, damned spot," said mcg
|
|
|
|
|
|
#107 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
|
"will these filthy hands ever
|
|
|
|
|
#108 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
|
be clean again" he sobbed
|
|
|
|
|
#109 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 733
|
whilst twass hid the soap
|
|
|
|
|
|
#110 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
|
[not a euphemism for kinkiness]
|
|
|
|
|
#111 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
|
she added possibly too quickly
|
|
|
|
|
#112 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 1,771
|
whilst juicing the soap dispenser
|
|
|
|
|
|
#113 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
|
into mcg's squinty little eyes
|
|
|
|
|
#114 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 733
|
he yelled out in shock
|
|
|
|
|
|
#115 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
|
a veritable stream of obscenities
|
|
|
|
|
#116 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: London
Posts: 11,145
|
including many devised by him
|
|
|
|
|
|
#117 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
|
to further extend his vocabulary
|
|
|
|
|
#118 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: London
Posts: 11,145
|
including languages such as Serbo_Croat.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#119 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
|
Inuit and even Old Norse
|
|
|
|
|
#120 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 733
|
mcg could cuss all nations
|
|
|
|
|
|
#121 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
|
in ripe outpourings of vituperative
|
|
|
|
|
#122 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 733
|
while striking a jaunty pose
|
|
|
|
|
|
#123 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: London
Posts: 11,145
|
declaring rights of free speech
|
|
|
|
|
|
#124 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
|
hoping for some hanky panky
|
|
|
|
|
#125 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 733
|
on a wet sunday night
|
|
|
|
![]() |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
|
All times are GMT. The time now is 11:48.





