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Old 30-06-2016, 17:08
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Bugger and buggeration!!! It's all
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Old 30-06-2016, 17:29
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gone pear shaped! WANT MUMMY!!"
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Old 30-06-2016, 18:39
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Mummy aka bossy Sarah Vine
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Old 30-06-2016, 18:40
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Give me my milk and
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Old 30-06-2016, 19:13
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don't let Gove poison it
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Old 30-06-2016, 21:27
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, it'll turn Boris' hair black
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Old 30-06-2016, 21:28
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Over the river Kwai and
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Old 30-06-2016, 21:30
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into the forests of Borneo
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Old 30-06-2016, 21:38
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where the pygmies live. Meanwhile,
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Old 30-06-2016, 21:39
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In the hospital of hell
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Old 30-06-2016, 21:49
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Germy Hunt got his desserts
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Old 30-06-2016, 22:02
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as doctors and nurses gleefully
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Old 30-06-2016, 22:32
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carried out an anaestheticless orchiectomy
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Old 01-07-2016, 17:16
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followed by a male catheterization
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Old 01-07-2016, 17:18
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using an outdoor hose pipe
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Old 01-07-2016, 21:34
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and daily hot chilli enemas
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Old 01-07-2016, 21:57
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all delivered via a susaphone
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Old 02-07-2016, 19:18
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and also at supersonic velocities
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Old 02-07-2016, 19:35
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not unlike shadow ministers quitting
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Old 02-07-2016, 20:35
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the spineless pieces of shit
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Old 02-07-2016, 20:43
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following their own egotistical agendas
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Old 03-07-2016, 13:46
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Nothing new here then, ministerialwise
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Old 03-07-2016, 15:38
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Old 03-07-2016, 16:37
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pouring gravitas over the potatoes
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Old 03-07-2016, 19:35
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and submerging the carrots too
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