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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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Bugger and buggeration!!! It's all
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gone pear shaped! WANT MUMMY!!"
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Mummy aka bossy Sarah Vine
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Give me my milk and
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don't let Gove poison it
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, it'll turn Boris' hair black
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Over the river Kwai and
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into the forests of Borneo
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where the pygmies live. Meanwhile,
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In the hospital of hell
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Germy Hunt got his desserts
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as doctors and nurses gleefully
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carried out an anaestheticless orchiectomy
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followed by a male catheterization
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using an outdoor hose pipe
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and daily hot chilli enemas
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all delivered via a susaphone
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and also at supersonic velocities
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not unlike shadow ministers quitting
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the spineless pieces of shit
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following their own egotistical agendas
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Nothing new here then, ministerialwise
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sighed tans with elder statesmanlike_gravitas
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pouring gravitas over the potatoes
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and submerging the carrots too
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