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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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If only she could forget
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about the wrinkly orange warbler
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whose mellifluous tones caused her
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to slap him most harshly
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on the bum, causing massive
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flatulence with dire consequences for
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poor twass, caught in backdraft
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- luckily her gasmask saved t'day!
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but passers-by weren't so lucky
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and passed out en masse
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Meanwhile, the sun was shining
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on twassock and Whiffy's engagement
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announced in the Court Circular
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which twass promptly burnt. Nothing
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would come of t'false rumour
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spread by lying chins, as_usual
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Simpered twassock fibbingly whilst she
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kissed and canoodled with Pilchard
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At last ACAS stepped in
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and clapped Pilch in irons
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along with deranged loony chinnock
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Take 'em away ! yelled twass
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and throw them in t'oubliette!!
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Once seen, never forgotten, unfortunately!
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oh, such appalling memories
However
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However