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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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in a flat in Peckham
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whilst desperately searching for Pokémons
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a Pikachu - Gezundheit - bless you!
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Merkel gotta catch 'em all
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and send them back to
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Theresa as a peace offering
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- she made them into a_pie
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live on Great German Bake-Off
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the judges were not impressed
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the pie had no substance
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although t'pastry was heavy as_lead
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and the filling wasn't dead
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although t'was looking rather red
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Meanwhile, on the_Morrisons pie counter
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it was a bad week
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for dead, formerly alive, animals
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that had been minced up
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and seasoned with a dashing
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of extra strong laxative powder
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and just a pinch of
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crushed up opiates and amphetamines
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meaning, up all night shitting
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but still feeling maniacally ecstatic
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The_drugs were fighting each other
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finally ending in spontaneous combustion
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