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twassington

16-07-2016

in a flat in Peckham

tanstaafl

16-07-2016

whilst desperately searching for Pokémons

twassington

16-07-2016

a Pikachu - Gezundheit - bless you!

bluecr0

16-07-2016

Merkel gotta catch 'em all

twassington

16-07-2016

and send them back to

bluecr0

16-07-2016

Theresa as a peace offering

twassington

16-07-2016

- she made them into a_pie

bluecr0

16-07-2016

live on Great German Bake-Off

twassington

16-07-2016

the judges were not impressed

mcg3

16-07-2016

the pie had no substance

twassington

17-07-2016

although t'pastry was heavy as_lead

tanstaafl

17-07-2016

and the filling wasn't dead

twassington

17-07-2016

although t'was looking rather red

tanstaafl

17-07-2016

Meanwhile, on the_Morrisons pie counter

mcg3

17-07-2016

it was a bad week

Stick Out Tongue

tanstaafl

17-07-2016

for dead, formerly alive, animals

twassington

17-07-2016

that had been minced up

jzee

17-07-2016

and seasoned with a dashing

bluecr0

17-07-2016

of extra strong laxative powder

twassington

17-07-2016

and just a pinch of

bluecr0

17-07-2016

crushed up opiates and amphetamines

mcg3

17-07-2016

meaning, up all night shitting

twassington

17-07-2016

but still feeling maniacally ecstatic

tanstaafl

18-07-2016

The_drugs were fighting each other

twassington

18-07-2016

finally ending in spontaneous combustion

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