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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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all fake tits and face
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all silicone and no substance
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looking like inflated sex dolls
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like on Fools and Horses
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Stepford wives springs to mind
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wannabe WAGs spring to mind
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vain,vacuous and perfectly vajazzled
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just how mcg liked them
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yes, as you certainly know.
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a perfectly trimmed rose garden
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with a few vicious thorns
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but enough about chins latest
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failed attempt at penis enlargement
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one of many surgical procedures
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lied numerous evil wicked peeps.
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but reliable medical experts said
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that Noel Edmonds is a
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beardy weirdie with many many
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tiny beard critturs infesting his
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nasty moth-eaten ghastly facial hair
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said chins frantically changing t'subject
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to his totally irrational pogonophbia
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simpered pathetic tanstaffi obviously disingenuously
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unaware that chins COVETED beards!!
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lied twitty twassock twittering terribly
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