Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) - Page 59 - Digital Spy Forums

Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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mcg3

22-07-2016

all fake tits and face

twassington

22-07-2016

all silicone and no substance

mcg3

22-07-2016

looking like inflated sex dolls

twassington

22-07-2016

like on Fools and Horses

mcg3

22-07-2016

Stepford wives springs to mind

bluecr0

23-07-2016

wannabe WAGs spring to mind

mcg3

23-07-2016

vain,vacuous and perfectly vajazzled

twassington

23-07-2016

just how mcg liked them

mcg3

23-07-2016

yes, as you certainly know.

mcg3

23-07-2016

a perfectly trimmed rose garden

Stick Out Tongue

twassington

24-07-2016

with a few vicious thorns

bluecr0

24-07-2016

but enough about chins latest

mcg3

24-07-2016

failed attempt at penis enlargement

twassington

25-07-2016

one of many surgical procedures

chinchin

25-07-2016

lied numerous evil wicked peeps.

tanstaafl

25-07-2016

but reliable medical experts said

chinchin

25-07-2016

that Noel Edmonds is a

chinchin

25-07-2016

beardy weirdie with many many

chinchin

25-07-2016

tiny beard critturs infesting his

chinchin

25-07-2016

nasty moth-eaten ghastly facial hair

twassington

25-07-2016

said chins frantically changing t'subject

tanstaafl

25-07-2016

to his totally irrational pogonophbia

chinchin

25-07-2016

simpered pathetic tanstaffi obviously disingenuously

twassington

25-07-2016

unaware that chins COVETED beards!!

chinchin

25-07-2016

lied twitty twassock twittering terribly

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