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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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a large stained jockstrap from
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Whiff Pilchard, who had donated
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it to chins in return
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for certain favours which he
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was unsurprisingly willing to give
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with a 20% discount for
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being such a good customer
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and coming back for seconds
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entering through the back door
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which was old and slack
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due to inadequate maintenance. Meanwhile,
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wrinkly twassock was having botox
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performed upon her front bottom
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which had also become slack
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lied mcg most inappropriately
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t'cover up his own inadequacies
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too numerous and grim t'mention
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except on embarrassing bodies, meanwhile
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a gaggle of beardy weirdies
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were abroad collecting samples, whence
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they were arrested for spying
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and sent to the gulag
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sentenced to peel potatoes forever
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or knit grey woollen socks
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, make model birds from matchsticks
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