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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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his eyes protruding and glowing
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as t'Geordies threw mcg back
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home, saving their newkie brown
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from his marauding Scottish hands
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and his tantalising tartan tongue
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licking a newkie broon lolly
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with a stottie and jam
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sarnie stuffed in his sporran
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where it festered in t'warmth
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and spawned monstrous new life
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in t'form of tartan maggots
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a mutated form of haggis
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which voraciously ate human flesh
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subtly spiced with Scotch Bonnets
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a recipe for t'flaming trots
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better get some San Izal
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a little known Caribbean country
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where the locals clean their
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arse's like dogs wi worms
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with bits off cactus plants
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a thorny problem it seems
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anyhow....who's for some tequila?
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With or without the worm?
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depends if you want protein!
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Munching a_fried cricket, he said
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