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Old 08-08-2016, 20:45
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Old 08-08-2016, 20:53
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as t'Geordies threw mcg back
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Old 08-08-2016, 20:55
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Old 08-08-2016, 21:15
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Old 08-08-2016, 22:21
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Old 09-08-2016, 01:05
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Old 09-08-2016, 06:45
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Old 09-08-2016, 12:47
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Old 09-08-2016, 13:20
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Old 09-08-2016, 13:34
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and spawned monstrous new life
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Old 09-08-2016, 13:49
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Old 09-08-2016, 14:34
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a mutated form of haggis
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Old 09-08-2016, 14:38
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which voraciously ate human flesh
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:04
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:30
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:11
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better get some San Izal
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Old 09-08-2016, 20:24
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a little known Caribbean country
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Old 09-08-2016, 21:35
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Old 09-08-2016, 21:35
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Old 10-08-2016, 19:51
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:54
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a thorny problem it seems
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Old 10-08-2016, 21:58
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anyhow....who's for some tequila?
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Old 10-08-2016, 22:07
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With or without the worm?
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Old 10-08-2016, 22:12
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depends if you want protein!
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Old 11-08-2016, 21:08
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Munching a_fried cricket, he said
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