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Old 11-08-2016, 21:31
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"not much flavour, needs salt"
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Old 12-08-2016, 18:13
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Jimney shock his little fists,
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Old 12-08-2016, 18:14
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weeping "she had allergies damn-you!"
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Old 12-08-2016, 20:30
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Old 12-08-2016, 21:23
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whilst eating a pine seed
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Old 13-08-2016, 08:18
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Old 13-08-2016, 10:23
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which got him very excited
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Old 13-08-2016, 12:02
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Old 13-08-2016, 19:27
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but deafened every one nearby
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Old 13-08-2016, 19:35
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by emitting high pitched shrieks
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Old 13-08-2016, 19:38
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Old 13-08-2016, 19:58
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and telling obscenely rude jokes
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Old 14-08-2016, 15:13
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with many a realistic gesture
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Old 14-08-2016, 16:13
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mostly using just two fingers
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Old 14-08-2016, 17:58
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while pointing at chins alot
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Old 14-08-2016, 18:34
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Old 14-08-2016, 19:29
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caused by walking into doors
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Old 14-08-2016, 19:32
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or falling down man holes
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Old 14-08-2016, 19:34
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there's a joke in there
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Old 14-08-2016, 19:35
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and I knew you'd geddit
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Old 14-08-2016, 21:47
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was it posted on reddit
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Old 15-08-2016, 13:07
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Posted it on snail mail
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Old 15-08-2016, 16:52
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it was a slow joke
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Old 15-08-2016, 19:07
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Old 15-08-2016, 19:19
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