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"not much flavour, needs salt"
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Jimney shock his little fists,
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weeping "she had allergies damn-you!"
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and giving a little whistle
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whilst eating a pine seed
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and rubbing his legs together
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which got him very excited
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and in a hot sweat
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but deafened every one nearby
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by emitting high pitched shrieks
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and chirping annoying life tips
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and telling obscenely rude jokes
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with many a realistic gesture
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mostly using just two fingers
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while pointing at chins alot
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and fixing up broken noses
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caused by walking into doors
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or falling down man holes
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there's a joke in there
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and I knew you'd geddit
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was it posted on reddit
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Posted it on snail mail
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it was a slow joke
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to be taken with a
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glass of warm salty water
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