Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) - Page 65 - Digital Spy Forums

Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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twassington

11-08-2016

"not much flavour, needs salt"

bluecr0

12-08-2016

Jimney shock his little fists,

bluecr0

12-08-2016

weeping "she had allergies damn-you!"

twassington

12-08-2016

and giving a little whistle

tanstaafl

12-08-2016

whilst eating a pine seed

twassington

13-08-2016

and rubbing his legs together

mcg3

13-08-2016

which got him very excited

twassington

13-08-2016

and in a hot sweat

bluecr0

13-08-2016

but deafened every one nearby

twassington

13-08-2016

by emitting high pitched shrieks

jzee

13-08-2016

and chirping annoying life tips

twassington

13-08-2016

and telling obscenely rude jokes

tanstaafl

14-08-2016

with many a realistic gesture

twassington

14-08-2016

mostly using just two fingers

bluecr0

14-08-2016

while pointing at chins alot

Rogana Josh

14-08-2016

and fixing up broken noses

mcg3

14-08-2016

caused by walking into doors

twassington

14-08-2016

or falling down man holes

mcg3

14-08-2016

there's a joke in there

Stick Out Tongue

twassington

14-08-2016

and I knew you'd geddit

tanstaafl

14-08-2016

was it posted on reddit

Rogana Josh

15-08-2016

Posted it on snail mail

mcg3

15-08-2016

it was a slow joke

jzee

15-08-2016

to be taken with a

twassington

15-08-2016

glass of warm salty water

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