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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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twassington
11-08-2016
"not much flavour, needs salt"
bluecr0
12-08-2016
Jimney shock his little fists,
bluecr0
12-08-2016
weeping "she had allergies damn-you!"
twassington
12-08-2016
and giving a little whistle
tanstaafl
12-08-2016
whilst eating a pine seed
twassington
13-08-2016
and rubbing his legs together
mcg3
13-08-2016
which got him very excited
twassington
13-08-2016
and in a hot sweat
bluecr0
13-08-2016
but deafened every one nearby
twassington
13-08-2016
by emitting high pitched shrieks
jzee
13-08-2016
and chirping annoying life tips
twassington
13-08-2016
and telling obscenely rude jokes
tanstaafl
14-08-2016
with many a realistic gesture
twassington
14-08-2016
mostly using just two fingers
bluecr0
14-08-2016
while pointing at chins alot
Rogana Josh
14-08-2016
and fixing up broken noses
mcg3
14-08-2016
caused by walking into doors
twassington
14-08-2016
or falling down man holes
mcg3
14-08-2016
there's a joke in there
twassington
14-08-2016
and I knew you'd geddit
tanstaafl
14-08-2016
was it posted on reddit
Rogana Josh
15-08-2016
Posted it on snail mail
mcg3
15-08-2016
it was a slow joke
jzee
15-08-2016
to be taken with a
twassington
15-08-2016
glass of warm salty water
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