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Old 15-08-2016, 19:32
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Old 15-08-2016, 19:38
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Old 15-08-2016, 19:41
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followed by an exploratory endoscopy
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Old 15-08-2016, 20:42
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Old 15-08-2016, 21:30
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the shit hit the fan
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Old 15-08-2016, 21:34
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and spread like a bad
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Old 15-08-2016, 22:17
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and rather smelly stain, which
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Old 15-08-2016, 22:38
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crept menacingly towards a witless
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Old 15-08-2016, 23:37
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Old 16-08-2016, 00:45
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Old 16-08-2016, 19:43
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Old 16-08-2016, 19:49
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Old 16-08-2016, 20:27
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Old 16-08-2016, 20:59
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Old 17-08-2016, 16:59
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Old 17-08-2016, 20:45
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a case for Dyno-Rod, obviously
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Old 17-08-2016, 20:57
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mcg's craftwork in evidence, he'd
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Old 17-08-2016, 21:09
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Old 17-08-2016, 21:54
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and suffered the infamous Ring_of_Fire
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Old 17-08-2016, 22:30
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mcg usually_did on sunday mornings
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Old 18-08-2016, 07:09
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Old 18-08-2016, 17:27
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Old 18-08-2016, 20:45
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industrial strength cleaner was required
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Old 19-08-2016, 14:37
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Following the subsequent massive explosion
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Old 19-08-2016, 15:41
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