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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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and then some Epsom salts
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for a thorough intestinal clean
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followed by an exploratory endoscopy
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it was a shit joke
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the shit hit the fan
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and spread like a bad
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and rather smelly stain, which
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crept menacingly towards a witless
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chins who was arranging his
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moustache ends with perfumed wax
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freshly obtained from his ears
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into a Dali-esque creation of
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scented candles in his bathroom
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air freshener giving up the_struggle
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toilet blocked with massive logs
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a case for Dyno-Rod, obviously
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mcg's craftwork in evidence, he'd
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eaten several blisteringly hot curries
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and suffered the infamous Ring_of_Fire
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mcg usually_did on sunday mornings
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requiring t'use of refrigerated bogroll
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none of that san izal
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industrial strength cleaner was required
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Following the subsequent massive explosion
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plus gallons of air freshener
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