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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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Rogana Josh
15-08-2016
and then some Epsom salts
twassington
15-08-2016
for a thorough intestinal clean
tanstaafl
15-08-2016
followed by an exploratory endoscopy
mcg3
15-08-2016
it was a shit joke
tanstaafl
15-08-2016
the shit hit the fan
bluecr0
15-08-2016
and spread like a bad
twassington
15-08-2016
and rather smelly stain, which
bluecr0
15-08-2016
crept menacingly towards a witless
jzee
15-08-2016
chins who was arranging his
Rogana Josh
16-08-2016
moustache ends with perfumed wax
tanstaafl
16-08-2016
freshly obtained from his ears
twassington
16-08-2016
into a Dali-esque creation of
Rogana Josh
16-08-2016
scented candles in his bathroom
tanstaafl
16-08-2016
air freshener giving up the_struggle
Rogana Josh
17-08-2016
toilet blocked with massive logs
tanstaafl
17-08-2016
a case for Dyno-Rod, obviously
bluecr0
17-08-2016
mcg's craftwork in evidence, he'd
twassington
17-08-2016
eaten several blisteringly hot curries
tanstaafl
17-08-2016
and suffered the infamous Ring_of_Fire
bluecr0
17-08-2016
mcg usually_did on sunday mornings
twassington
18-08-2016
requiring t'use of refrigerated bogroll
Rogana Josh
18-08-2016
none of that san izal
bluecr0
18-08-2016
industrial strength cleaner was required
tanstaafl
19-08-2016
Following the subsequent massive explosion
twassington
19-08-2016
plus gallons of air freshener
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