Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) - Page 67 - Digital Spy Forums

Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

67 of 136

Rogana Josh

19-08-2016

The cistern and pan imploded

twassington

19-08-2016

under mcg's enormous hairy arse

Rogana Josh

19-08-2016

which was covered in splinters

twassington

19-08-2016

of porcelain and wooden bog-seat

tanstaafl

19-08-2016

Mcg's friends wave their pitchforks

bluecr0

19-08-2016

in well practised dance moves

mcg3

19-08-2016

similar to The Wicker Man

tanstaafl

19-08-2016

they had a burning desire

twassington

20-08-2016

to honour their stricken leader

tanstaafl

20-08-2016

as the burning longship slowly

Rogana Josh

20-08-2016

sank forever beneath the waves

mcg3

20-08-2016

they donned their gimp masks

mcg3

20-08-2016

and hummed to Celine Dion

twassington

20-08-2016

and got down to business

mcg3

20-08-2016

My Heart Will Go On

tanstaafl

20-08-2016

Why've I a sinking feeling?

twassington

21-08-2016

- possibly yer lead soled boots??

tanstaafl

21-08-2016

We need more divers topics

twassington

21-08-2016

quipped tans hoping to change

Rogana Josh

21-08-2016

into his large divers suit

bluecr0

21-08-2016

Tans was ready for Submarine Week

mcg3

21-08-2016

he loved polishing his U-boat

tanstaafl

21-08-2016

Up periscope! Torpedoes away! Bang!

twassington

21-08-2016

tans barked the orders enthusiastically

tanstaafl

21-08-2016

consulting Submarine Warfare for Dummies

67 of 136