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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)
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twassington
23-08-2016
[the World War 2 edition]
tanstaafl
23-08-2016
a classic book with depth
twassington
23-08-2016
written by Goebbels whilst he
tanstaafl
23-08-2016
looked for his missing balls
twassington
23-08-2016
and found he had none
bluecr0
23-08-2016
like many politicians on both
Rogana Josh
24-08-2016
crammed sides of the house
tanstaafl
24-08-2016
Returning to the real world
bluecr0
24-08-2016
was going to be impossible
tanstaafl
24-08-2016
give it your best shot
Rogana Josh
25-08-2016
try aiming at the bull
bluecr0
25-08-2016
but watch out for the
tanstaafl
25-08-2016
shit coming from the bull
Rogana Josh
25-08-2016
it will blow you away
mcg3
26-08-2016
like a top class prostitute
bluecr0
27-08-2016
who is having a great
tanstaafl
27-08-2016
time on the flesh flute
Rogana Josh
28-08-2016
and swallowing lots of cream
mcg3
28-08-2016
donated by the Scottish seamen
Rogana Josh
28-08-2016
Who like a rough ride
bluecr0
28-08-2016
when spending their hard earned
Rogana Josh
28-08-2016
pennies on glasses of whisky
bluecr0
28-08-2016
which made them frisky, but
Rogana Josh
29-08-2016
drink had flattened their ardour
tanstaafl
29-08-2016
they were shown the front door
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