Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) - Page 68 - Digital Spy Forums

Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3)

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twassington

23-08-2016

[the World War 2 edition]

tanstaafl

23-08-2016

a classic book with depth

twassington

23-08-2016

written by Goebbels whilst he

tanstaafl

23-08-2016

looked for his missing balls

twassington

23-08-2016

and found he had none

bluecr0

23-08-2016

like many politicians on both

Rogana Josh

24-08-2016

crammed sides of the house

tanstaafl

24-08-2016

Returning to the real world

bluecr0

24-08-2016

was going to be impossible

tanstaafl

24-08-2016

give it your best shot

Rogana Josh

25-08-2016

try aiming at the bull

bluecr0

25-08-2016

but watch out for the

tanstaafl

25-08-2016

shit coming from the bull

Rogana Josh

25-08-2016

it will blow you away

mcg3

26-08-2016

like a top class prostitute

bluecr0

27-08-2016

who is having a great

tanstaafl

27-08-2016

time on the flesh flute

Rogana Josh

28-08-2016

and swallowing lots of cream

mcg3

28-08-2016

donated by the Scottish seamen

Rogana Josh

28-08-2016

Who like a rough ride

bluecr0

28-08-2016

when spending their hard earned

Rogana Josh

28-08-2016

pennies on glasses of whisky

bluecr0

28-08-2016

which made them frisky, but

Rogana Josh

29-08-2016

drink had flattened their ardour

tanstaafl

29-08-2016

they were shown the front door

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