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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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[the World War 2 edition]
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a classic book with depth
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written by Goebbels whilst he
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looked for his missing balls
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and found he had none
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like many politicians on both
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crammed sides of the house
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Returning to the real world
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was going to be impossible
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give it your best shot
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try aiming at the bull
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but watch out for the
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shit coming from the bull
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it will blow you away
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like a top class prostitute
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who is having a great
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time on the flesh flute
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and swallowing lots of cream
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donated by the Scottish seamen
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Who like a rough ride
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when spending their hard earned
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pennies on glasses of whisky
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which made them frisky, but
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drink had flattened their ardour
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they were shown the front door
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