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Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 3) |
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not being accustomed to melons
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shaped quite like those ones
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some heavier girls hold up
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theirs with duct tape. However.............
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Twass had a specially constructed
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brassiere, engineered by I.K Brunel
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with a safe working-load of
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Much more than five kilogrammes.
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and with carbon-fibre laminate reinforcement
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to prevent bursting all over
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sort of like June does
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leave my norks outta this!!!
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everyone's seen them in cinemascope
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they've even starred on youporn
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they've got minds of their-own!
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and will wander the planet
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searching for victims to smother
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crying "Never called me mother!"
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they were always getting in_bother
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Always playing with pink flutes
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and hitting the highest notes
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Like an orchestra on speed
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fast,furious and f@cking fun
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mcg was ever hopeful
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as the days draw in
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